It's Good to be President...

or at least have a motor cascade!

I have to put my car in the shop this week.  That got me thinking about something I saw a couple of weeks ago while at our New York office. My business partner and I had left our offices headed to meet a client in Soho when all of a sudden we turned onto Broadway near 28^th street and noticed the streets were being blocked. The sidewalks were beginning to fill with people.  We stopped and asked an elderly man who happened to be Ethiopian if he knew what was going on.  He told us Obama was in town.

I did not know Barry was in NYC.  He didn’t inform me of his trip.  And, I do get weekly emails from him - if not daily.  However, generally those are just asking for money! 

 

The man told us O should be passing by for an event at the Hotel across the street in about 20 minutes. It was 2:00 & 95 degrees.

 

I’ve never seen Obama in person and being a supporter and a political animal, normally I would have hung around.  But, considering we had no other real reason to spend time in the area of 28^th street & Broadway we decided to continue on our way.   Also, we had a paying client waiting.  Note to tourist, if you’re in town and need to find a place that sells 100% human hair visit Broadway and 28^th.  We told the Ethiopian man to wave for us and if he had a chance to say hello, tell O we said hi, and then we headed to the subway.  A minute later as we made our way down the subway steps the Ethiopian man walked up behind us and asked what TV show we were on. Which we still don’t understand why.  Only in New York.

After our meeting with Bad Client and later an early afternoon glasses of wine at Balthazar, I headed back to the hotel.  It was 5:00.  When I got off the N at 23 & B’way the streets were barricaded and mobbed with people and police. I realized 3 hours later Barry still had not shown. I wondered if the old Ethiopian man was still waiting 5 blocks up the street in this heat?

Having nothing else to do (except return calls to people I really didn’t want to speak with) I found a good vantage point along the barricade next to a nice English couple.  They may have been from Milwaukee I'm not sure. We only had a couple of brief verbal exchanges and their accent could have gone either way!

 

I was wearing a sporty Armani brown blazer, white shirt dress shirt, new jeans, really cool pumas, and vintage raybans. Since I was standing at the curve in the road I knew O should have been able to see me clearly.  I assumed the motorcade would screech to a stop and at least he would roll down the window and comment on my style and fashion sense. His taste runs a bit conservative for me, but I don't think he has much choice.  I guess the leader of the free world has to dress as most people expect he should dress.   

After about 30 minutes sure enough O passed by. Now I've always thought Obama, Michele and I would be close friends given the opportunity.  I would be invited to White House dinner parties where after a couple of drinks I would ask if there really were aliens at Roswell or we’d talk about what a dick Mitch McConnell really is! So, I’ve always believed if O and I ran into each other we’ve both make an effort to chat each other up. 

Interestingly enough there were two presidential limousines.  Both cars were adorned with flags and tinted windows.  Even though they moved at a fast pace and with the tinted windows I still could see the first car carried a silver headed man (not Joe VP) and an undistinguishable woman.  In the second, sure enough there he was.  I could easily make him out. 

He didn't stop.  They didn't even slow down.  In fact I could see he was looking forward and didn't even pay me any attention.  Maybe he was busy thinking about his upcoming event.

BTW...I'm now thinking seriously about adding flags to the front of my car.  I know how to accessorize!

There must have been 75 vehicles from start to finish. I couldn’t take pictures of all of them. First of all who cares and how many photos of black SUVs and motorcycles does one need?  Due to an earlier Angry Birds situation while flying to NYC, I was having to turn my phone on and off to save battery life, so I got only one snap and as you can see I did not get him in the pic...but trust me he was there.  

I’ve seen a couple of Presidents at rallies – IE Regan when I was in college, and once at about midnight C drug me to the Atlanta airport when Bush 41 was in town – primarily to see Air Force One up close, which is quite fabulous. 

But, this was my first full on motorcade.  The only thing I’ve seen that even comes close is when Martha Stewart’s caravan hits the NYC streets or once when traffic was blocked forever near my apartment when Moammar Gadhafi showed up at the UN.  The president’s motorcade is far better!  I may not have got my shout out, but it was still worth the wait. 

It was better than the 'end of seaon sale' at Barney's!

Maybe...

 

 

My favorite thing this week

I admit I'm a foodie.
But, I don't go over board and try and keep it simple.

Here a good reason why...

I love this - PFB

Organic Veggie Babies

As you can see, there's a fresh tomato sauce in my future!

I haven't done a post about this year's vegetable and perennial garden.  Well, actually I haven't done a post about much over the last couple of months because I've been too damn busy!  But, regardless of my lack of communication, the garden has had a pretty good year so far.  Starting with a bumper crop of asparagus in March and now with a variety of peppers, beans and especially tomatoes we've had fresh organic vegetables all spring and summer.

C started tomatoes from seeds this year.  Which was something we thought would be beyond anything we were capable of managing.  We assumed tomato seedlings would need tender love and care, much attention and nutrition - sort of like a child.  Which means we would not be capable of growing tomatoes from seed!  But, surprisingly the seeds came up and survived in spite of their neglectful parents.  Actually, C was a pretty good tomato parent and as a result of his paternal plant instinct we now have boat loads of tomatoes. 

Empty Entrance Halls

These first two pics are of my entrance hall.  I've mentioned a hundred times (and have done a couple of posts over the past 2 years) one day I'm going to turn it into a design master piece.  But, for now and probably the foreseeable future it will stay the minimalist empty space it is!  However, just to prove I do think about it here are a couple of ideas.

I've been collecting these images for awhile and now that I re-look at them, I realize the majority lean in the minimalist direction.   Maybe I'm on the right track to begin with.  Great!  One more thing I can check off the list.

For now anyway...

HGTV Green Home

I’ve been so busy lately not only have I fallen behind on my blog postings (which you probably have noticed) but I also had no idea that the HGTV Green Home give-away-thing-2012 is actually a home near where we live. The house is located in Serenbe in the Chattahoochee Hills area south of Atlanta. I like Serenbe. In fact, I know a few people who live there and I am pretty familiar with the area. Google it if you’re interested. It’s an interesting concept town based on community and agriculture…with a big emphasis on aesthetics. But, this post isn’t about Serenbe, it’s about styling.

I watched the show last night. 

OK…here’s the deal. I like the actual house…for the most part. Of course I would - its modern farm house based on southern vernacular. 

But here's my issue…and I know HGTV is a ‘decorating’ network so they have to do what they do…but please…I couldn’t see the house for all the shit inside. Talk about over styled, over decorated and over accessorized!  These photos are from the actual HGTV site and they appear slightly cleaned up from what aired on the network.  But there's still too much going on here.

Now, of course I’m going to enter the sweepstakes and totally plan on winning. And, as soon as I do I will have a yard sale…which is probably against the Serenbe rules, but what the hell. Half of that mess has to go. Why does southern inspired architecture have to be decorated with lamps made of plows, tables made of old barn doors and the like. I assume television shows need a theme and I know it's the 'green' home.

It's actually a very sophisticated house and would really be nice done in beautiful muted neutral tones and tailored furniture.  A little darker, more sexy and less gimmicks.  Think Bobby McAlpine meets modern.

Below is the room the show referred to as a relaxing hide-away. 
And, I have a hard time relaxing in burnt orange rooms. 

Am I mistaken but isn’t a noose type rope which hangs from a loft a bit odd and creepy in a kid's room!  That's just wrong on so many levels!

This is the master bedroom.  I hate everything about it.  And like the rest of the house there's far too much furniture.

If you win (I mean when I win) included in the package is this SUV.  It's ugly so I'd sell it too.  But, not before I use it to haul off all the shit.

HGTV call this the Georgia Room.  Its connected to the house and on two sides opens to the outdoor decks.  In fact several of the rooms open to the exterior.  Which is great, but for those of us who actual live here if you open those doors between June and September you'll be mauled by mosquitoes and other flying teeth.

And, where's the pool?  I'm glad there's plenty of accessories and decor I can sell at my yard sale...that will help fund my pool.

And to make matters worse, Jamie Durie hosted the show with some blond, but I don't know who she was.  In my book Jamie is right up there with Daniel Craig and I can't believe he was so close and I didn’t know it…so close yet so far.